The World’s Oldest Doucheball

So, Shawna got the generic Hydrocortisone cream out of the medicine cabinet for personal rashy reasons. Don’t worry… not THAT personal. She didn’t, for instance, need the separate directions on the back of the tube specifically for “external anal itching,” though she did take note of them. Here are the directions – “When practical, cleanse…

This is a lesson in poor motorcycle safety. And clearly this guy has serious issues. For all I know, he was drugged and has permanent brain damage. Therefore, I absolutely should not laugh at this. Naked Motorcyclist And, I want to make it known that, while my mouth was agape throughout most of this article,…

Shawna just posed a question to me that I now must pose to the public at large. It’s not quite funny how we got there. You see, when I am in the midst of one of my headaches, Shawna has decided that I am roughly the equivalent of a three-year-old. I talk funny, I spill…