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So, Shawna got the generic Hydrocortisone cream out of the medicine cabinet for personal rashy reasons. Don’t worry… not THAT personal. She didn’t, for instance, need the separate directions on the back of the tube specifically for “external anal itching,” though she did take note of them. Here are the directions – “When practical, cleanse…

Do you all know about the movie 5ive Girls? Don’t worry if you don’t. In fact, not knowing about it is kind of a tribute to your taste. It’s not like people are going to be popping the anniversary disc of 5ive Girls into their high-def, Blu-Ray, ultimate infinity DVD players in 20 years, turning…