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We’ve just lost one of our best running jokes. “Have you seen my shoes?” “They’re in the closet… behind Chely.” Never fear, we have plenty of celebs left that we can drop into the void left behind by Chely’s coming out. I’m not naming names, but the first one sounds like Barishka. Chely Wright was…

Chocolate, chocolate, sweet decadent, melty-finger chocolate. What do I really need to say? Honestly, unless you have an allergy (my sincerest sympathies) or an abnormal palate, you already know the virtues of chocolate. Cocoa is simply one of the most precious commodities on earth. It’s one of those rare earthly substances that, when sweetened and solidified…

This one is for all those who need a crash course in the hot newly-out lesbian singer’s music. Because the last thing I want is for all of you excited lady-lovers to go Googling and stumble across “He’s a Good Ole Boy” first. So, here’s a (totally subjective) suggested listening list (to some extent in…

– OR – The One Where Hook Outs Himself as a Creeper and Still Gets the Stamp of Parental Approval Mike Birbiglia has this classic joke. He talks about moving into a new apartment and having his bed loaded on the elevator when a woman gets on with him. The woman is relieved at seeing…

Well, kinda, but kinda was good enough this week. First up, we finally got a marathon of the last few episodes of Hot in Cleveland that we missed while being homeless during the summer. During this catch-up, we saw that Joy and Victoria got hitched in Canada. Yes, it’s done for comedic purposes and, no,…