Okay, I know that I already used this movie as a “Bad” last year, but, seriously, I cannot say enough horrible things about it. I would like to think that there is a level of disgusting at which all people hit the wall. I would like to think that, but The Human Centipede exists, as well…
100 Feet Famke Janssen is one of my hottiest hotties in all of hottiedom. She is just completely freaking stunning. I have met Famke twice, once when she was drunk in L.A. at the after-party for the Eulogy premiere, where I called her by name and then she proceeded to reintroduce herself by name. And,…
Larceny Roselyn Sanchez is so freakin’ hot. Whether she’s playing FBI or a ballerina, she’s sexy with three “X”s. Like this —> SeXXXy. Still, I couldn’t regret watching this movie more. It was so unbelievably bad. Oy. But the absolute worst thing about this movie is that, when it starts out, it sort of fools you….
I have written over forty screenplays. Not all of them good – some should never be read again – but all feature-length and complete. Right now, in my “movies working on” folder, I have nearly thirty screenplays in the works and another thirty-nine tucked into an “ideas” folder in case the inspiration ever strikes. I…
Perfume Once upon a time, I thought Mariska Hargitay was really hot. Once upon a time, I thought Mariska had the potential to be a really good actress. I even saw her on stage once, and she was good, and on the L&O set… along with Stephanie March. Just in case anyone wants to squee….
Note the bad Photoshop job above? It pretty much sums up the amount of concern put into the movie. Now, don’t be hating because it’s a Lifetime movie. The year before Lifetime did His & Her Christmas and it was highly watchable. Like Ebbie and Sophie and the Moonhanger and all of the other highly…