I’m terribly sorry that you are facing a 24 million bride shortage by 2020. I’m sorry that your one-child law backfired. I’m sorry that parents would rather have male children and, therefore, negate any attempts at baby-making that produce shorties with vaginas. I’m sorry that your young men are going to be forced to marry…
It never fails. The newest Harry Potter movie comes out in theaters. I am severely disappointed by what they choose to leave in and what they choose to leave out. I pout about it for weeks. Then, the DVD gets released. I buy it the first day. I put it in the DVD player and…
Charlie Daniels is in a new Geico commercial. Playing the fiddle. Awesome. No sighting of the Geico gecko though. This is a major fail. They totally could have done a “Devil Went Down to Georgia” thing. Classic, it would have been.