40 Hotties Over 40: #17 Lena Olin (Age: 53)

“There is nothing like a dame, nothin’ in the world There is nothing you can name that is anything like a dame” Indeed. And Dame Helen Mirren is damn hot. There is something utterly regal and classy about her. (As a regal and classy person myself, I respond to that. Heh.) She’s also uber-talented. Did…

Have you seen Jaclyn Smith lately? She’s 62 years old. 62 years old and she looks like this – Now, while I find this photo absolutely adorable, I do regret that it doesn’t show off her lower extremities. Jaclyn Smith gets my vote as the new Tina Turner. I mean, I’m not expecting her to…

I don’t have much to say about Sandra Bullock. Here she is though. She is hot. And she is over forty. Therefore, as far as this list goes, she does belong. See, I feel as if, throughout her career, Sandra Bullock has had a difficult time deciding if she wants to be in good movies or bad…

She nearly made Will & Grace bearable for me. As it was, she at least made it prettier to look at. Intelligent AND funny… and she sings. Honestly, what’s not to love? And does anyone do both adorable and stunning so remarkably well? As for whether or not she has improved with age, I’ll let…

Must put her on the list now before she falls off of it completely. Sometimes I think that Monica Bellucci is aging roughly, and sometimes I just think she should stop dying and highlighting her damn hair. Seriously. Her hair looks the most luxurious when its very dark …as God intended Italian hair to be….

As we have reached this, the home stretch, be prepared for your socks to be knocked right off your feet. You have been warned… My, my, my. This is one babelicious chica. We’ll forgive the busy, slightly vertigo-inducing dress. Some sites claim she was born in ’69, but birth records prove ’65. Don’t fight it,…