Dancing Weatherman

So, Shawna got the generic Hydrocortisone cream out of the medicine cabinet for personal rashy reasons. Don’t worry… not THAT personal. She didn’t, for instance, need the separate directions on the back of the tube specifically for “external anal itching,” though she did take note of them. Here are the directions – “When practical, cleanse…
When we were traveling across the country, one of our hotels was right next to an IHOP. While we don’t normally risk eating in restaurants, as the likelihood that I will end up in an MSG and other nasty food additive haze and then come crashing down with a throbbing headache and a bad attitude…