How to Take a Wrong Turn to Lube


Every rainbow has its pot of gold. It lies at rainbow’s end, that mystical place to which science tells us it is impossible to actually get. Metaphorically, this may be true as well, but we’ll get to that. Unless our early lives have been so tragic that we lose the ability, we all start out…
I read this story sitting in a New York hotel room back in March, and meant to share it then, but I kept putting it off until it finally got lost in browser Neverland. The other day, I remembered it and found it again, and, finally, I get to share it. There is something exceptionally brave in…
There was a man who worked at Central Market in South Lake, Texas. His job was a little awkward. He wasn’t a cashier or a bagger or a stocker. He was an attendant. Every time I saw him, he was positioned where the shelves of chips met the end of the chocolate aisle, midway between…
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OMG. Sadly, you know there are people out there who have tried it!
OMG That’s freakin’ hilarious!!! I suppose one could only hope that WD40 is also an excellent spermicide, so as to prevent such morons from passing their idiocy onto the next generation.
See, I’m wondering if the guy sent this same query to the WD-40 Customer Service people…
Heh, Rev!