This Isn’t Quite How Things Were Supposed To Go

Facebook Status Update Provides Alibi I’m not saying that anyone here is lying. But calling this a “rock-solid” alibi is hardly accurate. I guess what I’m saying is, if any of you are planning on committing a crime anytime soon, just shoot me the date and time of your impending law-breakin’ and your Facebook password…

Boots up in 7 seconds! No traditional hard drive! No need for anti-virus software! Never worry about anything. Google will take care of it for you. Get on-board Google’s new Chrome OS. This is my favorite part – “Chrome OS netbooks will not have traditional hard disk drives — they will rely on non-volatile flash…

Thank you for teaching me to chew with my mouth closed.