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ByRileyI swear to you, and to any God that you hold as truth, that I did not do this on purpose. I even left the toolbars at the top of the cropped photo to prove that it was just a glorious surprise. A couple of days ago, I was going through some pictures and I…
Dear China,
ByRileyI’m terribly sorry that you are facing a 24 million bride shortage by 2020. I’m sorry that your one-child law backfired. I’m sorry that parents would rather have male children and, therefore, negate any attempts at baby-making that produce shorties with vaginas. I’m sorry that your young men are going to be forced to marry…
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Haha. That is definitely creepy.
What does it say about me that when you mentioned running down the hall and an ax that I pictured a naked Christian Bale running down the hallway with a chainsaw….