I got this forward, because my mother decided that I needed a God hug. And I kind of do. But can’t I get mine from Aphrodite?

Though, I have to say, clearly a Jesus hug makes you feel really, REALLY warm and fuzzy inside. From stem to stern apparently.

Because Jesus looks a little like a satisfied mack daddy in this photo. And she looks like she’s in absolute ecstasy. I mean, I’m sure being safely nestled in a God hug feels good and all, but I’m not sure it should feel that good.

And where exactly is Jesus going with that left hand?