Does anyone else ever look in the mirror and think, “Man, why do you have to be such a dumbass?” Or is it just me?

If you’ve never asked your reflection why it has to be such a dumbass, what situation might make you do so?

If, for instance, let’s just make up a scenario here that totally did not just happen to me, you spilled a mug of very hot coffee in your lap, soaking yourself from butt to socks, would you ask yourself some serious questions about your dumbassery then?

On a positive note, the drink missed the heating pad that I had on my lower back, so I didn’t get electrocuted, and apparently our sofa is spill-resistant.