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Party Time is Just Like Hammer Time
Without the sexy pants. Other things I’ve learned this week: Minivans are the new station wagons. Super Bowl XLIV topped the Mash series finale as the most watched television broadcast of all time… supposedly. It doesn’t matter who beats you to the fitness room. They will always be watching a talk show. You should never…
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Super Bowl Sunday
And it was simply too damn cold to go out and play. Which is unfortunate. The Super Bowl is always good for creating empty movie theaters and grocery stores. But, alas, we chose not to freeze our asses off to take advantage of it. We did, however, stumble across this —> Puppy Bowl VI Puppies…
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The Conceivably True Tale of Teeneelegs
In the land of Teeneelegs live a band of princesses. Bound by no laws, slaves to no morality, the princesses suffer only one rule. Their feet must never touch the ground. Transported to and fro in palanquins balanced on the shoulders of young, shirtless peasant boys, and attended by waiting maids willing to fulfill any…