As some of you may remember, I have a new book coming out in one week. A Special Gift from Gram V will be released on November 26th on Amazon and Smashwords, and will also be available as a paperback, though that will take a little longer. Seeing as it’s a week away, I thought…
If-then statements. How awesome are they? Because they swing both ways. There’s your geometric, deductive-reasoning style ‘If (blank), then (blank)’, which is factual. As in – If all squares are boxes, and all boxes are black, then all squares are black. – OR – If all super-sexy dancers are Latinas, and all Latinas are hot,…
Due to the fact that I’m crazy, and because I’ve had this idea bounding about my head for a few months (but mostly because I’m crazy), I’ve put the pedal to the metal, or the whip to the reindeer (which seems a rather more seasonally-appropriate analogy ), and will have a second book out this…
– OR – When Product Placement Becomes Plot A few weeks ago, when Hook asked Emma how he was portrayed in mainstream media (you know, Disney movies), I really thought they’d hit rock bottom with the shameless plugging and nudge-nudge, wink-winkiness of it all. Then, they quoted just about every easily-recognizable song lyric from The…
– OR – The One Where Hook Outs Himself as a Creeper and Still Gets the Stamp of Parental Approval Mike Birbiglia has this classic joke. He talks about moving into a new apartment and having his bed loaded on the elevator when a woman gets on with him. The woman is relieved at seeing…