My Exchange with Google

Well, I have been staring at a blank screen for some time, and I got nothin’. I am utterly tapped out on funny and clever – I do hope I left it all in the book – so, apologies, but this post will now proceed to be painfully lame. The Four Proposals is out, though,…

I walked into a bathroom door yesterday morning. Hard too. It was one of those doors designed to close by itself (in a hotel bathroom… no clue why), and I pulled it open, looked away for a second, then walked right into the side of it. It’s not the first time I’ve done something like this….

Five Things You Should Never Do 1 – Put your fingers in an electrical socket. 2 – Pee in the pool. 3 – Drink pool water, because chlorine and see #2. 4 – Cry over spilled milk. 5 – Release a book over a holiday weekend, because, apparently, it takes quite some time for it…

All of you… for being the best damn pretzelers on the planet apparently!!! I just got a call from LA. My soft “no” has just become a confirmed “YES”. I won Suzanne’s Prize. There is going to be a press release tomorrow with all of the winners listed. Thank you, thank you, thank you all…

A Special Gift from Gram V is now available on Amazon and Smashwords. Here are the links.   Click to view on Smashwords Available on Amazon  

Due to circumstances I probably could have foreseen if I really stopped to think about it – a conflicting deadline, a presidential election that could send me into a serious downward spiral if things take a turn toward the even more frighteningly wicked (VOTE AGAINST EVIL 2016!) – I am pushing the Black Forest: Stories End release…