Christian Bale Needs Soap; Hilary Duff Needs a Rubberband on Her Wrist


Gorgeous spring day. Santa Monica. A temperate 70 degrees. The sun warm, not hot. You spot an ice cream shop, and, though you weren’t thinking about it an instant before, it’s like a sign from the universe. There are a lot of things that could make this rare day of relaxation better, but, until you…
Charlie Daniels is in a new Geico commercial. Playing the fiddle. Awesome. No sighting of the Geico gecko though. This is a major fail. They totally could have done a “Devil Went Down to Georgia” thing. Classic, it would have been.
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riley, what are you doing with your life??? where are you??
don’t shut out your virtual friends when you need us the most!!!!! we exist, we have feelings, and we’d like an update!
I agree completely with both assessments!
Is it sad that the Christian Bale rant remix always gets stuck in my head? It’s a damn catchy little number.