


"We should cross breed the continents. The perfect world would have the intelligence of Asia, the survival instinct of Africa, the liberalism of Europe, the sex appeal of the Latin countries, and the deodorant use of North America. Everyone would listen to Irish music, have afternoon tea, and say G’day mate to neighbors."
- quotable Riley

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