Ten minutes ago, when Sean Hayes surprised me with his impressive piano-playing ability, I knew I was watching the Tony Awards. After thirteen minutes of mostly repurposed songs and Green Day, I’m not so sure anymore.

Thank God Sean Hayes is back. And funny. And kissing Kristin Chenoweth? Surprisingly sexy.

Oh, wait… Daniel Radcliffe and Katie Holmes? Uh…

Scarlett Johansson just won an award. I’m confused again.

And they are letting her ramble forever. They would have tossed any of the other nominees off the stage by now.