I remember back in the day, when the worst thing someone would do for a Klondike Bar was cluck like a chicken. Has everyone seen the latest “What would you do for a Klondike Bar” commercials? Klondike has been taken over by an evil royal and become a land of pubic waxing and weird in-law relations. So I’m thinking, the creative minds that come visit here can come up with some really freaky and/or disturbing things to top the nastiness that has become selling chocolate. And please don’t be deterred by the ‘sort of’ food concoction in the title. If you don’t like Klondikes, just pretend it’s something you really want.

Here, let me offer an example that I trust will get many of your creative juices flowing -

What would you do for a night with Angie Harmon (in which she gives into the accent completely and doesn’t talk about politics)? Maybe she even recites poetry. Or does a little dance using the newly installed stripper pole in your home. I don’t know. This is your fantasy, you pervs.