I admit it. I like a bad joke as much as the next six-year-old.
You know those jokes where you hear the punchline and you think “Who the hell laughs at this?” I am that person.
So, just one moment ago, Shawna gave me the most obvious setup ever. It was easier than a porn star on vacation at Hedonism. And you know what? I went for it anyway.
She was fanning me with a Condé Nast magazine, which is a whole other story. But, anyway, I put my hand up to stop her, because regardless of how diva-esque I can be, being fanned is a little over the top even for me. And she was all like “Put your hand down.” And I was all like “No. It’s weird.” And she was all like “Put your hand down dammit. I am going to fan you with this Condé Nasty.”
Then I said -
“I’m pretty sure that was Condoleezza Rice’s nickname on the hill.”
If any of you have been wondering why I haven’t explored a career in stand-up, this should really explain a lot.
June 9th, 2009 at 2:11 am
What, was that it? I think you left out some of the story.
June 9th, 2009 at 8:03 am
Haha. Nice one
June 12th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Did you hear Crystal Chappell is going back to Days of Our Lives? Sad times.
June 13th, 2009 at 12:45 am
Come on, Tara. That really wasn’t bad enough of a story to explain why I have no career in comedy. That is a truly, truly bad joke. And kind of in bad taste too, which was really the only worthwhile part of it.
Thanks, ShayG… knew you’d have my back
Yes, I heard the Crystal Chappell news. It didn’t take me terribly by surprise. I really didn’t see there being much hope once they announced GL’s cancellation.
June 19th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
It also partially explains why we’re friends.