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Breaking News: Joe Jonas Definitely Not Gay

June 3rd, 2009 by Riley

Looks can be deceiving. While he has never looked more homo (and it’s not just the high heels and unitard), gay men simply don’t dance in this “drunk hobo at a bus stop” fashion. They have an innate rhythm and pride themselves on their ability to move their hips. If Joe Jonas brought these moves into a gay club, he’d find himself in a rumble. And not in a good way.

Then again, if he wears the unitard they might give him a pass.

In other news, has everyone seen Wonder Woman’s new album cover? No?

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Yes, yum is the correct response.

3 Responses

  1. Revolos55

    I get that heels are tough to walk in, let alone dance in, and that it’s a complicated routine, but damn boy, couldn’t you have at least learned the words?

    And yes, Lynda Carter is still incredibly yummy.

  2. nikky

    Lynda Carter…*sigh* She’s my first love :)

    Is drool and appropriate response, too?

  3. Tara

    Good god?! How old is Lynda Carter again? She looks amazing!

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