The creepiest thing keeps happening. At least I think it’s creepy. There may be a few people who read this and think “Awww. I think that’s about adorable.” Of course, you can’t hear the way it is being said, so I’ll forgive your skewed perception.

So, one of our apartment neighbors keeps chasing his toddler-aged daughter up and down the hallway outside our door. The hallway is concrete, which makes this stupid, but stupidity I’m used to. I’m just a little worried about the moment when he grabs an axe and starts breaking through the door. I anticipate this, because here is what this man keeps saying each time he passes our door.

“There goes Charlotte. Here comes Daddy.”

I suspect somewhere in his apartment, there are piles of paper with the repetitive typing of “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy”.

*Currently preparing an SOS in case he decides to go Jack Nicholson on the entire building.*