I don’t want to live in Texas. I just don’t. But I’m going to have to live somewhere and the Los Angeles area with its poisonous water supply and hermit-producing traffic just isn’t going to cut it. I wanted it to. I really did. But that’s another story.
So, now I’m back in the market for a new city. Should I not have reason to move back into the public transportation realm of New York City come next month (Please, Fate, quit being a bitch and just let me have my reason.), then I will need a place to live. And I have no idea where that place is going to be.
But I don’t want to live in Texas. I know that many of you do and I mean no offense to your big, ostentatious state. I just take issue with some things that Texas has done, like the entire Bush family. Of course, Texas has also done some great things, like Angie Harmon (when she is reading from a script), Stephanie March, the Dixie Chicks, and my one hot boss. Plus, of course, some of you people. I just don’t want to live in a state that has a big gun painted into the mural at the rest area. I’ve spent enough time living in Tennessee to know that I really can’t endure being surrounded by Baptists and Republicans again.
But, I have to admit, the Fort Worth/Arlington area is just way too sexy. Like Angie, I wish I could just put a piece of tape over its mouth and enjoy the good parts.
May 19th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Go East, young woman!
I hear ya about Texas, although my brother was thinking of moving to the Austin area, which he said is kinda young and liberal.
May 19th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
The problem with taping Angie’s mouth is you lose one of her sexiest features, no?
Good luck on your urban quest. Here’s hoping fate gives you a reason.
May 20th, 2009 at 1:00 am
It probably will be East, Rev. I simply must face the fact that East agrees with me more.
Dammit Nikky!! You’ve got me there. If only there was a way to make her speak only in sonnet. Or at least stop talking about politics.