You know those bags of vegetables that you can buy in the freezer section at the store? The kind that you can cook right in the bag that they come in? Now, that’s convenience. So, I just thought I’d make myself some green beans. That’s all. I had no intention beyond consumption of the healthy, yet yummy, bag of veggies. I threw the bag in the microwave, I came back over to the couch and KABLOOEY.

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