This is an idea for all of you inventors out there who don’t mind going through the tedious process of securing a patent. Self-cleaning dishes. Maybe they are super slick so that all you have to do is set them on their sides and the food just falls off. Maybe they have a built-in sprayer system like grocery store produce sections. Maybe they have a built-in doggie tongue that licks them clean when the meal consumption has come to an end. I really don’t care about method. I know only this. I do dishes every day. It makes my hands dry. I’m over it.

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