My greenery is dying. It’s just one little Ivy. He’s being watered. He’s getting sunlight. He’s getting good, meaninful conversation. And yet, he’s getting little dead leaves all over and I don’t know what to do about it. I’m thinking about takingĀ him down to the pool for a swim and gettingĀ him a massage.
Sensei Riley LaShea, plant killer.


October 11th, 2008 at 2:31 am
Your probably over watering it or its getting to much sunlight. Ivy’s are low light plants even a window sill can be enough light to burn them. As for the water green plants are like pumpkin pies stick a pencil it instead of a knife or fork if the pencil comes out clean water it before then don’t. Also make sure your using a good house plant fertilizer, and that it is in the right size container most plants are sold in pots that are too small.
October 11th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
Ditto Frogs, Ivy plants do not like too much sunlight! hope it recovers soon!
October 12th, 2008 at 12:23 am
wait, was this the plant that was supposed to be your muse??? no wonder you’re thinking about quitting!!
October 12th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Your ivy might even be better off in artificial light - mine is quite happy in its unfortunate fluorescent environment.
October 14th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
So, really I didn’t kill the plant then. Shawna is killing it. She loves to give it light. Personally, I’m not so much a fan of sunlight. I’m a vampire and it gives me headaches.
And thanks for all of the advice. My thumbs are so not green.
And, yes, I am murdering my muse.