I appreciate her enthusiasm, and her fake beauty pageant, smile, but, after just witnessing a portion of Condoleezza Rice’s ‘on the record’ interview, I must say, she is so f’in behind the times.

And I paraphrase:

“I love this country. People respect this country for what we stand for. They may not always like our policies, but they respect our ideals… yada, yada, yada.”

They do? I try to keep up on foreign media, and the U.S. isn’t exactly the class president of the world’s high school. Quit trying to be something you’re not. Grab your lunch tray and sit your ass at the losers’ table.