So, yesterday was my first full day in Omaha.

While I didn’t do as much as I should have, because I was exhausted from the drive the day before and the full day at the zoo, I did enough driving and spectating (it should be a word) to form my first impression.

And here it is -

Omaha. Like Nashville… without the road construction.

The downtown area (what there is of it) reminds me of Nashville. Driving into downtown through questionable neighborhoods reminds me of Nashville. It’s a bit smaller than Nashville, and there seems an equal amount of nothingness to do.

Thus far, there is no great love between myself and Omaha… and I’m not going to lie, this disappoints me.

Have any of you actually seen the visitor’s guide for Omaha?

This is the picture from the front.

See how this girl looks downright Omagasmic, like she is in the throws of completely world-altering, Omaha-induced ecstasy?

This is what they sold me.

I have yet to look like this.