Okay, so a while back, there was the ADA list, where I ranked the Law & Order ADAs in order of hotness. There was disagreement, some slight flaming, yada yada yada. And there was a comment (it was you, Tara… yes, I remember) that Annie Parisse has a funny face and that maybe she shouldn’t be so high on my list. Well, my TV on in the background, I find it once again tuned to Law & Order, and I am struck by a notion I came to a while ago.
You see, Annie Parisse is interesting. Sometimes she looks kind of average, and I think ‘eh’ and sometimes she looks a super kind of hot and I think ‘holy hell, sound the alarm’. I like the fact that she has good days and bad days. It makes her human… and I kind of have this thing for humans.
Plus, on this evening’s Law & Orderathon, she looked mad hot. My eyes spun in their sockets and I spoke in gibberish for fourteen seconds.
Annie Parisse… you’re hot.
Godspeed.


August 22nd, 2008 at 12:29 am
*sigh, her nose is so funny shaped.
also, i’m really thinking about getting a top 40 list together. oh, and in what world is it ok to post all the way to #2 and them just go to omaha. i’m seriously waiting on #1. i understand you’re on a very long, tiresome trip, living out of your car having no idea what you’re doing with your life, blah, blah, blah, but seriously, you have obligations, sister.
August 23rd, 2008 at 10:45 am
I know, I know. I feel bad. I do.
Only one left to go and here I am totally falling down on the job.
Think of it as suspense.