Okay, I admit it. You didn’t look fabulous in your mugshot. And getting arrested while passed out in your car in your driveway isn’t exactly classy or glamorous. It doesn’t however detract from the fact that you are a total hottie.

Oh dear, Kim Delaney, doesn’t it hurt to be so smokin’? I mean, I’m glad that it doesn’t, for then you might feel the need to stop. And I like you as you are, all sexy each time you pop up on the Army Wives commercials when I am trying to get my Golden Girls fix on Lifetime. But go back to the natural curls. I so prefer it.