Let the flaming begin.

That’s right, Sandra Bernhard. I’ll say it again even. Sandra Bernhard.

Is she hot in the traditional sense of the word? Does her beauty make one swoon upon sight? Perhaps not.

But in many, considerably more important, ways, Sandra Bernhard is hotness personified. Talented, confident, brassy, courageous, and with twice the ferocity of Vanessa Williams, Sandra Bernhard is a total f’in hottie.

She’s the kind of woman you would like one night with even though you know the potential for injury is high and you should probably go into it with a safety word.

Mmm. Yummy.