I love finding new studies about the biological basis of homo tendencies. I’m not particularly in need of an excuse for my love of hot babes. I enjoy it without question. Once in a while you find one though that just really makes your heart swell with pleasure. For instance, one particular trait in this article.

9 paragraphs down, you will find the mention of left-handedness increasing the chances of homosexuality by large percentages. How large? According to the article, by 90% in women. And they interviewed 23,000 people. This is no small study.

So…

Left-handed + Female = 90% more likely to be gay

Of course, this is only a theory, an interesting theory based upon empirical evidence using a rather large subject pool, but a theory none-the-less.

You see, I also have a theory. I have tried several times for grants to prove this scientifically, as of yet unsuccessfully, but I consider it an oft-proven theory by unscientific observation alone.

The Theory of the Redhead

I am convinced that you can tell the degree of a woman’s gayness by how she looks at a redhead. The more doting she appears toward said redhead, the higher her Kinsey score.

This look is a 5.