I stepped out of the house this morning to leave for work and realized that it wasn’t as humid as it has been recently. In fact, it was so lacking in humidity that I decided right then and there that I wasn’t supposed to go to work today because I needed to go to the zoo. So that’s what I did. I came back in, shot off an email to my staffing agency, waited around for the zoo to open, and then went there. I saw me some animals. Oh… I saw me some animals. I have a very special video to share with all of you, but I’m tired now, so I will have to wait to upload it until tomorrow. Anticipate. Trust me, you’ll be glad you anticipated. I’ll give you a three word hint -

Polyamorous Monkey Love - OR - Monkeys Gone Wild

For real. It happened. I have proof.

So, yeah. I haven’t been fired yet. I’m not sure why…

In other news -

Katherine Heigl has clearly decided that she never wants to work again. Personally, I wouldn’t mind seeing much better, considerably more interesting material on television. Most TV is the biggest bunch of tripe-writing I’ve ever witnessed, but you see, I can say that, because I am not an actress on a hit show, and while, yes, I do think that people should speak freely, I also feel that they should know when not to speak. Katherine, darling, maybe you shouldn’t have said this. No… you definitely shouldn’t have said this.

You are probably right. Your character was probably total crap all season long. And next season someone might realize, “Hey, that character was crap all last season. I’m thinking we don’t need that character.”

I’m just sayin’.