This morning, on the way to work, I passed a car that had only two bumper stickers on it. One was an HRC (Homos Rock the Country) sticker. The other said “This is not my home planet.” Just like 2+2=4, the equation leads to only one place.

Gay alien.

And speaking of gay aliens, has anyone seen Joey Lawrence lately? I caught a picture of him online yesterday. Apparently he’s going to be the host of some new dance show. I’m not sure why. If it’s not America’s Best Dance Crew, why bother?

Anyway, if there is, somewhere out there in the vast universe, a planet inhabited entirely by gay aliens, I’m pretty sure they look like Joey Lawrence, from chrome dome to smooth and bulked up chest.