Do you know why they haven’t made the movie version of Wonder Woman yet? No, it’s not because Joss Whedon pulled out over creative differences early last year. It’s not due to the script or the budget. It’s not about anything that you think it’s about. It’s due to one thing and one thing only. They have to find someone that can compare to this -

Mm hm. And I’m sure that you’ve heard the casting rumors. If you haven’t, you’ve been living under a rock, or you don’t care about the Wonder Woman movie, and, in that case, the human race has no need for you. Go live under a rock.

Kidding.

Kinda.

But seriously, how many young starlets today can compete with Lynda Carter now, let alone during her prime Wonder Woman days? (Personally, I am still holding out hope for Charisma Carpenter as WW. She has the, uh, assets for it. And I loved her on Angel. So there. It’s not all about the physical attributes. Though they do help.)

Anyway, Lynda Carter is a prime hottie, and they are terrified to try to fill her bustier.

Who can blame them?