I probably shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did when I read this story. After all, it’s all about spousal abuse, assault, and just plain dumbass behavior. And yet, I cracked up several times out loud. Picturing it in my head still brings a smile to my face .

It also doesn’t hurt that the story’s writer was clearly humored by the events and it came across in the tone. That last line is pure comic genius.