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Beware the Attack of the Shower Curtain

April 25th, 2008 by Riley

You know what is really annoying? I find it rather annoying to be taking a shower and end up getting attacked by the shower curtain. It is a real pain. I wish I knew why it wanted to cling to me when I shower. It is not a welcome advance by the shower curtain and it certainly does not help me to get all squeaky clean when I shower. Instead, it just wants to stick to me when I am trying to shower. And that is not cool. And I have stayed in hotels that have those shower curtain rods that kind of bow out from the shower to prevent the shower curtain from getting all up in your business. I like those. But guess what - I live in an apartment so installing a new shower curtain rod like that is not an option for me. I thought that I was destined to get unwelcome advances from my shower curtain until I am a home owner. But apparently not. Apparently there is someone out there that is concerned about me getting unwanted, clingy advances from my shower curtain and they have made a little something called the ShowerBow just for people like me. It is this easy to install contraption that you just put on your regular shower curtain rod to keep that shower curtain from attacking you. So that means that even people that live in apartments like me can be saved from the crazy shower curtains. And that is a welcome saving. The ShowerBow is only $29.99 and if you check out their website you will see that even the infamous Naked Cowboy loves it. And if it is good enough for the Naked Cowboy then it is good enough for me. I mean, the guy is like a millionaire. So yeah, if you are tired of getting attacked by your shower curtain, join the resistance movement and get yourself a ShowerBow today. Viva la resistance!

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