The dollar has reached another all-time low. $1.60 against the Euro. At an even exchange against the Swiss franc and the Canadian dollar.

Personally, I think George Bush is making a concerted effort to wreck and destroy as much as he possibly can on his way out of office. He wants to sign treaties that the U.S. will stay in the Middle East until Thor returns to Earth. He wants to spend, spend, spend money that nobody has. Oh wait, that’s not true! We have it.

“Let’s just take more money from people who don’t have it to lose, and give it to all my rich oil friends.”

Insert stupid-sounding laugh here.

I’ve decided that, since he had to have known from day one that he could never be a great president… you know, it takes brains and stuff for that… he set out to be remembered as the absolute worst president this country has ever seen. Of course, even an idiot could see that he faced some stiff competition, just in recent history, so he really had to fuck shit up.

Job well done. Even if you can’t beat Nixon, Bushie, you managed to top dear ole daddy.