Because I said so fools!

No, actually it’s because I read this quote yesterday -

“All these suckers with their fancy powers! They need a reality check, and only one guy can do that, and that’s me, Mr. T. There ain’t no difference if they’re a vampire, a dinosaur, a mutant; if they’re doing wrong, then it needs Mr. T to set things straight.”

- and, while he was actually talking about a new comic book series in which he’s the hero, it doesn’t change the fact that, as soon as I read the quote, I thought, “Those are the qualities that I want in a president. I want a president who can protect me from vampires, dinosaurs, and mutants, but only if they are doing wrong.” Did you notice that little qualification in there? Mm hm, diplomacy.

And he was part of the A-Team. The A-Team got shit done!

Mr. T, my heavyweight god of badassness, I hereby pledge my allegiance.