Let’s get ready to rumble…
The Matchup
vs 
Deputy Chief Brenda Johnson Inspector Lindsay Boxer
The Stats
Hails from:
Georgia Texas
Serves & Protects:
Los Angeles San Francisco
Relies On:
Nearly all-male team All-female club
Weaknesses:
Sweets Tom Hogan
Suspected Weaknesses:
Lullabies Redheads
Voice:
Deceptively accented Dangerously husky
Status:
Engaged to FBI Agent Missed out on sleeping with FBI
agent due to writers’ strike
Plenty of California coastline lies between them, but what if Brenda Johnson and Lindsay Boxer bumped into each other in Napa Valley and seriously pissed each other off? Who would win a knock down, drag out between these two badass babes?
Lindsay has a distinct size advantage, but what Brenda lacks in height, she makes up in scrap. As a short but scrappy girl myself, I put my faith in the scrap-factor. My money’s on Johnson.
March 29th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
oh heck yes. brenda lee would kick lindsay’s butt, hands down. she is a vicious woman!i wish The Closer had a longer season other than just the summer time. so how much TNT do you watch?
March 29th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
iunno i’d have to say lindsay .. she kicks serious ass .. however i’m being kinda bias cause i dont really know who brenda johnson is :S either way i still say lindsay
March 30th, 2008 at 8:17 am
brenda would totally hogtie lindsay with her own legs. the end.