Um, some of the weirdest things have happened to me lately. A couple of weeks ago, I got an unexpected package in the mail, and when I opened it, I found this.

Now, you might be wondering… WT fuck am I looking at? Don’t worry. I wondered the same thing. Apparently, it is supposed to be a St. Patrick’s Day party in a box. This would explain my confusion. I prefer to party in a cylinder. Or sometimes a cone if I’m a super kind of intoxicated.

Then yesterday, on one of the many sites on which I attempt to turn nonsense into cash, I got this email from a fellow human person. At least I think it’s a fellow human person.

hi
My name is beauty koneth .I am a female
I was impressed when i saw your profile today and
will like to establishe a long lasting relationship with you.
In addition,i will like you to reply me through my
private e mail box(beauty002008@yahoo.com).
Thanks waiting to hear from you soon.
beauty.
Please contact with my email address:
(beauty002008@yahoo.com)

The answer is no, this is not THAT KIND of site.

And, is it just me, or whenever someone states their sex, does your mind automatically respond, “Hmm, I doubt it”?

Sadly, Beauty’s adoration is not for me alone. She contacted numerous other people on that site to share the love… and the Chlamydia.

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