Occasionally I’ll have a thought.

What? Wait a second. That wasn’t the end of that sentence!

Occasionally I’ll have a thought that is so incredibly random, I will wonder for hours after how exactly I get on in the world.

Today, that thought came on my first break, when I looked up at the vending machine and thought, “I wonder what’s the healthiest snack in that vending machine.”

So, I got up and went over to look in.

My findings?

Cheezits.

Cheezits are the healthiest snack in the vending machine in this office. And these aren’t the reduced fat Cheezits (which actually taste better, by the way). These are, in fact, the full fat, full calorie Cheezit snack pack.

Full fat, full calorie Cheezit snack pack = healthiest snack in office vending machine.

Now, I am basing this knowledge on my own personal food experience. I did not read all of the packages. But I would say the only close competition were from the peanut butter, cheese cracker sandwiches, which I would think lose because they are basically Cheezits PLUS peanut butter, which adds protein and healthy oils, but also calories and fat, and the popcorn, which would have been a better contender if it weren’t “butter lovers” and if it weren’t the microwaveable kind, which has been proven to have cancer-causing agents. Mmm. Yum.

The moral of this story:

Bring celery and bananas. Leave change at home.