I’m not a big fan of Scarlett Johansson. I know a lot of people like her, a lot of people find her incredibly attractive. Up until now, I’ve had more of a “take her or leave her” attitude regarding Miss Johansson. I didn’t hate her in Scoop or The Prestige, but I also haven’t gone out of my way to see her in anything else. I guess what I’m trying to say is she doesn’t exactly bury the needle of my hottie-meter. Until now.

Recently, it was unveiled that Woody Allen’s new film, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, contains a ‘you-won’t-believe-your-eyes-or-your-quivering-loins’ sex scene between darling Scarlett and Penelope Cruz. Well, apparently getting a little taste of the feminine mystique has gotten Scarlett jonesing for it all the time. Even first thing in the morning. Even in the middle of an interview. Even on live television.

I might have to reconsider my position on loving Scarlett, because I do love her loving Natalie Portman. (See video below)

(For the record, I didn’t realize that Natalie had a magnetic field around her that sucked in horny chics, but clearly Scarlett is having a helluva time staying in her chair. It’s good to know. I would hate to pass Natalie Portman one day on an NYC street and find that out the hard way.)