So, you are probably wondering, what ever happened to Best Women, the fabulous lesbian love fest certain to both entertain and arouse? Has Riley forgotten it? Has it been abandoned in pursuit of other, more easily obtained desires?

Shut your mouth, I say. I will never jump ship. I will never surrender. I will make my movie. I will make it tall and saucy, with a squirt of whipped cream and a cherry on top.

Oh, ye of little faith.

I actually just submitted the first ten pages of the screenplay for the Outfest screenwriting lab. What are my chances? I don’t know. It’s pretty funny, and, yet, I’m starting to think I am not very noticeable even when I am getting all up in somebody’s business.