I’ve heard a lot of talk during this presidential campaign regarding the economy, healthcare, and the war. I have yet to hear any candidate mention a very important dilemma that I have become aware of during my temporary internment in this place of employment.

As part of my daily duties, some of which I actually do, I am supposed to assist in opening the mail. I do not enjoy this job, as it is time-consuming and it’s considerably harder to pretend to work while actually writing when you have a bunch of unopened envelopes on your desk.

But I digress. The issue is thus…

In that mail, there are often envelopes from the VA. Within these envelopes are usually a hundred or so claims with EOBs and nary a staple in sight. This means that I have to pair claim and EOB and staple it for them.

So, which candidate will it be?

Who will have the guts?

While I have affection for one candidate, I declare now that I will vote for whoever first says that she or he will allocate money to send the VA some fucking staplers!