Don’t let this happen to you.

Recently, I was called into a department meeting, spur of the moment. Due to the quickness factor, I didn’t take a tablet or anything in with me, so I literally had nothing to do but sit there.

They were talking about insurance claims. The only way I could have cared less would have been if I was inebriated and had a nudie model behaving at her sluttiest beneath the table. But, apparently, everyone else cared too much, because they were all talking at the same time. Loudly. And about boring things.

To top it all off, there was a woman sitting right behind me who decided that the back of my chair would make an excellent footrest. It was one of those chairs that rocked, so I spent a mind-numbing hour being bounced around like an SUV with bad shocks.