Okay, I admit it. I didn’t make it through the film version of The Secret. That’s why it has faded from my repertoire. I tried, I swear, but it was awful and I couldn’t take it anymore. One day I will find the strength and courage to attempt it again, because it definitely did serve its purpose of being fodder for my amusement.

I do, however, have just a few more thoughts on The Secret in my arsenal. It’s not over yet.