… is that of a klepto. When times get tough, I want to steal stuff. During a quick stop at a giant discount retailer the other day, the gum rack was so tempting, it made me giggle with juvenile glee. The idea of pocketing a pack of Juicy Fruit nearly brought me to my knees with rebellious ecstasy. The thought of doing hard time for gum kept my desire at bay though. But it doesn’t make me any less klepto. It just makes me think bigger. There are things worth doing hard time for.