There once was a beautiful, charming, and ultra-talented maiden. (She was also an accomplished sex-therapist and a part-time ninja.) This maiden was trapped in a terrifying land, a cubicle next to two warring tribes; the tribe of the bad country and the tribe of the pointless hip hop. These two tribes fought day in and day out, but the maiden could not escape. She was stuck firmly in the trap of credit card debt and student loan payments. So, the maiden suffered there, afraid and cowering, while the tribes clashed around her with the powerful volume knobs that served as their weapons.

What came of this charming and beautiful ninja-maiden? She lost her hearing, but it was too late to save her sanity. The battle went down in history as the Battle of the Dueling Banjos Where No one Knows How to Play.