I think this. I really do. What is it about a man with a football in his hands that makes me want to drop my panties so?

Is it the smell of crud-encrusted leather and sweat-stained sport socks? Is it the all-male camaraderie, complete with homoerotic ass smacking? Is it the stunted speech due to too many bashes to a helmet-clad head?

I don’t know, but whatever it is… Pig skin… Man hands… Mmmmmm.